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« : April 16, 2009, 09:31:36 PM »

Picture of the Day April 17, 2009

Sure sign of Spring-Marvin rototilling his garden.

"OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES"
Posted for Friday April 17th..........................

True story.
Seriously.
True story.

Working for the school, I will pop into one of the boys bathrooms to make sure everything is OK. No messes, toilets flushed, no surprises, etc..
I walked into an elementary boys bathroom, and there was a kid, 3rd or 4th or 5th grader, at a urinal. As I am walking past him to check the toilets, he spots me.
"Hey Mike! Come here, I want to show you something!"
Uhhhhmmmmmm...................
I walk into one of the stalls to check a toilet.
"Geez, kid, that's a loaded question for someone standing at a urinal."
"Come here, I want to show you something!"
Uhhhhhhhh.............
As I was asking if there was something wrong with the urinal, I heard him flush.
I walk back out, and he spots me.
He still standing at the urinal and points to the chrome-plated flushing unit above the urinal. He's about eye level with it.
"I can see myself on this. And it looks weird."

Sigh.
The innocence of youth.

"If women don't find you handsome, at least let them find you handy."-Red Green
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