Picture of the Day 2/4/10 and Blog- And You Thought You Had It Bad............

Thursday February 4, 2010
Picture of the Day

The front stretch at Catamount Stadium

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD IT BAD..........

I absolutely love this new technology and smart phones and such. I don't know how we got along with out it. Yes, quite well, I know, but it's fun to have. And all this technology with Henry's forum, and Facebook, and Twitter has made the global community so much smaller.

One of the Apps I now have on my iPhone is called FML. As in, yes, (Bleep) My Life.
People all over submit horror stories of everyday happenings, dumb luck, and other things that make you feel as if your life really sucks.
I have decided to post a few here. Some are horror stories, others, well, the people had it coming to them.

Today, my mom woke me up and asked me if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party.

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches in his chin.
He did fine.
I passed out.

Today I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are in my locked car.

I found out my father has been having an affair. With my former favorite teacher. The kicker? Yesterday she announced she was pregnant. I applauded and congratulated her.

I was on my way to see my boyfriend and I was talking to him on my cellphone. I mentioned I had a tear in my jeans. He gave an apologetic,"I'm sorry to hear that." I responded with "That's OK. You're going to be taking them off in a couple of minutes."
I forgot my mother was still in the car.

Today I found I had rolled, and was smoking, a cigarette without realizing it, after proudly entering my third day as a non-smoker.

My boyfriend came home drunk and decided to pepper spray his face. I got caught on his drunken line of fire. After a couple of hours of vomiting and blindness, he's fine. I, on the other hand, had an allergic reation, and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting to do the Single Ladies dance. Complete with hip gyrations and butt slapping.

Today I had my first apperance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution.

And my favorite all time-

Today, I found out my little sister is a stripper.
At the same time, she found out that when I said I was "having a quiet birthday", what I really meant was, "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake".

Have a great day!